May 2013
IN THE UNITED STATES
dannybriereisaliferuiner:
owning a gun
is a right
having healthcare
is a privilege
If Older Bands were Students
Beatles: The popular one, gets all the attention and friends.
The Who: The explosive one, makes fake bombs as pranks.
Rolling Stones: The druggie, ironically, best friends with Beatles.
Pink Floyd: The artistic one, always painting or drawing something.
Queen: The flamboyant one, usually wears colorful suits and spandex.
Led Zeppelin: The perverted one, has many sexual fantasies.
The Doors: The poet, writing many stories about memories.
Sex Pistols: The rebel, is almost always in detention.
Kiss: The attention whore
Ramones: One of few friends with Sex Pistols, doesn't get into much trouble.
tennants-companion:
so I was forced to go to church and all these babies were screaming and I said “we wouldn’t be having this problem if the church supported abortion” and the guy next to me almost had a heart attack
geometricdeathtrap:
metallikato:
generallegendary:
metallikato:
jewelstaites:
how to give a good handjob
bop it
pull it
twist it
harder
better
faster
stronger
You pull your left hand in You pull your left hand out You pull your left hand in And you shake it all about!
Cha cha real smooth
none of you ever touch a penis
